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Two trailer park residents in Dayton, Ohio are going to be battling this out in court over the next few months.

Tattoo artist, Ryan L. Fitzjerald was hit with a $100,000 lawsuit last week by his ex-girlfriend Rossie Brovent. She claims that her boyfriend was supposed to tattoo a scene from Narnia on her back but instead tattooed an image of a pile of excrement with flies buzzing around it.

Apparently Ryan found out that she had cheated with a long-time friend of his and this was his way of getting even. Originally Rossie tried to have Ryan charged with assault but it turns out this crafty tattoo artist got her to sign a consent form prior to the tattoo and it said that the design was ‘at the artists discretion’, she claims; “he tricked her by drinking a bottle of cheap wine with me and doing tequila shots before I signed it and got the tattoo”. “Actually I was passed out for most of the time, and woke up to this horrible image on my back.”

OMFG

lesson of the day: don’t be a cheating whore

owned and rolled

Lesson of the day: Don’t let your boyfriend find out you’ve cheated/tattoo you.

IDIOTS.

LMFAO as a tattooist i find this A) unprofesional and B) fucking hilarious chrsits he deserved it but like he shouldnt of gone ott on the design lol but looks like pen tbh lol 

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   *cough* //www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/poop-tattoo-story-is-crap-8764319 Obviously also not 100% guaranteed correct, but...

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   Uhm… YOU’RE the sexist asshole here, automatically assuming that we men would react in an opposite, hypocritical way if...

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   ^ $13,000 for removing the tattoo?? she got it cheap, hospital expenses are higher…

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   He could have refused to do the tattoo I mean Don’t tattoo parlours reserve the right to refuse service to anyone? Is...

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    You’re all idiots. Learn to google. According to the story—which is accompanied by a photo of the purported...

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    imo, if this is real, it’s fucking hilarious and would be independent of gender. i mean. it’s fantastic and who sits...

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    Besides that, purple usually cheer the girl who gets revenge on the cheating man, not the other way around. That, and...

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    Fake or not, if a female did this to a guy it would have way more praise, but it’s nice to see some people still have...

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    This was debunked. It never happened. It’s just one of those stories that goes around. Please stop you guys.

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    OR instead of spending that much on a painful procedure she could just I don’t know BUY WRECKING BALM.

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    To be honest, I really don’t care about this situation. ((Ooh…that’s gonna hurt the follower count.))

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    tumblr i want to slap you holy shit

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    I’m pretty sure this was proven to be fake on Reddit or something a while back, just a hoax someone put onto the...

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    It’s also fake, but hey, whatever.

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    No, fuck you guys. If it had been the boyfriend who had cheated and gotten drunk and the woman was the tattoo artist who...

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